The leaning tower of tart shells
While elfie works hard on the mac n cheese recipe for the upcoming food war down in SF, Panda and RST prepare the tools for delivery. Approx. 144 tart shells to serve as sampling plates for the competition, RST shows off her brute strength as she picks up an entire tower with her ears. Panda is flabbergasted and rushes in to hold the tower from the side, to avoid RST tilting it over.
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Panda vs Panda
On a night out with 2003 Amarone, Panda and RST found themselves in close encounters with another Panda. For a moment, Panda thought it was just a mirror. But then RST reminded him that the other Panda was in fact real…and reeked of a very familiar brotherly smell. Could it be?
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The universe speaks, apparently
Punching babies
Sometimes, when things don’t go right, it’s normal to want to hurt somebody and really want to hurt them bad. Whether the weather affected your mood or you just woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or whatever! But it’s important to know that, when you’re angry, negative or generally upset, it is the absolute worst time to make a decision or act upon it.
However, if you’re lucky like Panda, and you have something to punch to relieve this unforgiving stress, something that just dodges your swipes and laughs at you for wasting your energy while refusing to punch you back, it might make you feel a little better.
Sometimes, we all just have a little too much pent up killer energy.
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