That’s right. Panda has grown a ‘stache.

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You must be thinking that Panda had disappeared deep into the mountains, never to be found again by now. Oh no. Much to the contrary!

Just a few months back, as Panda was heading up into the hills, a huge bird picked him up and dropped him off into a distant land across the vast oceans. It had been such a long journey that Panda even began developing facial hair…

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The boat had taken Panda floating for months along a river that had slowly begun to thaw. Eventually, he reached land, only to find himself in front of a vast lake at the foot of a monstrous hill, better known to us as a mountain.

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After walking some time along the coast, Panda discovered a thing parked on the shore. He recognized it as something someone once told him was called a “boat”.

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